hollowfawn:

accidentally calls ur dad bae 

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cloudiness:

I don’t even need to caption this WE ARE ALL THINKING THE SAME DAMN THING

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

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milkaholics:

me introducing myself

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contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

tagged as: me :(,

lahmps:

why the fuck is Sherlock Holmes’ brother named Microsoft 

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seedy:

"she’s just playing hard to get" 

have u ever considered that maybe she just isnt interested ???¿¿¿

senpai-has-noticed-you:

sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by sicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg

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jeanmarcoing:

*looks at pet* fucking furry lmao

tagged as: meeeeee, omfg,
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