I don’t even need to caption this WE ARE ALL THINKING THE SAME DAMN THING
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop
why the fuck is Sherlock Holmes’ brother named Microsoft
"she’s just playing hard to get"
have u ever considered that maybe she just isnt interested ???¿¿¿
sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by sicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg